Drake's Softest Bars

Let me start off saying that I'm a fan of Drake's music. I personally think the dude is a cornball but 

he makes music I could vibe to. With that said, he has said some of the most bitch made things

to ever be recorded in a booth. 

I said I rather be with you, but you are not around
So I'ma call somebody up and see if they be down
Cause I hate sleepin alone, I hate sleepin alone... - "Hate Sleeping Alone"

Sometimes I need that romance, sometimes I need that pole dance
Sometimes I need that stripper that's gon' tell me that she don't dance
And tell me lies, make it sound good, make it sound good
Do me like the women from my town would - "Underground Kings"

The entire "Marvins Room" song

I can tell that you been practicin
All those other men were practice, they were practice
Yeah, for me, for me, for me, for me - "Practice"

Yeah, and if you gotta leave for work 
I'll right here in the same bed that you left me in - "In The Morning"

To be continued...