Ped State University

 

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Ludacris Hoe Stable

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WE THE BEST! Trolling Session

So this is DJ Khaled's high school yearbook picture....LOL

SMH @ Khaled looking like the Palestinian Andy Milonakis
SMH @ Khaled looking like Josh from Drake & Josh
SMH @ Khaled rocking the Beiber haircut before Beiber
SMH @ Khaled fighting obesity since a child

Common vs. Drake

Common, hailing from Chicago, has taken aim at one of the hottest rappers (pause) in the game, Drake. How did this beef start? Let's start from the beginning....

 Yeah, man, y’all niggas man, you soft muthfuckers
Yeah my man, muthafcker
Then come around my crib
You know where I’m from
Some hoes ass niggas
Singing all around me man, la la la
You aint muthaf-cking Frank Sinatra
Uh, lil bitch
Yeah, this the raw right here
Yeah this the raw right here nigga
Sweet muthafuckas
Sweet ass bitch muthafucka

You know man, you should know where I come from
You should know who I am nigga
You should never wanna go against me
You know man, you too soft for that man
I be seeing you man, I see it in your eyes man
You aint the type of nigga to go against me
You get in my presence you gon’ feel like a little hoe
You aint a man yet, you tryna be somebody else
Man, be yourself man, you come around my crib, you get your shit took
Huh, wherever you go, you probably be overseas in Europe and get yo shit took
You’s a hoe, you know you sweet
Aint nothing you can do man, people see that man
Broads be seeing you sweet
Done wit’ you muthafuckas, it’s over for you
It’s over for you? It’s over, sweet muthafucka

As we see here, Common seems to have an issue with rappers that sing on records. This narrows down the list of rappers Common could be talking about....

                                         

It bothers me when the Gods get to acting like the broads
Guess every team doesn’t come complete with niggas like ours
Thats why I see no need to compete with niggas like y’all
I just ask them when you see me you speak up nigga thats all
Don’t be ducking like you never wanted nothing
Its feeling like rap changed, there was a time it was rugged
Back when if a nigga reached it was for the weapon
Nowadays niggas reach just to sell they record

Shawty wanna tell me secrets ’bout a rap nigga
I tell a bitch its more attractive when you hold it down

The shawty Drake is referring to is Serena Williams, Common's ex and who has been seen around with Drake. She's the only connection Drake and Common have to each other. Drake never mentions Common's name but it is quite obvious that Drake's lines were aimed at him.

Common holds nothing back. He calls out Drake by name. Disrespects the man to the point where Drake NEEDS to respond. Will he? Will he turn down a battle with a lyricist of the caliber of Common? Will Drake simply ignore him and continue to make his music? Personally, I want Drake to respond. I want to see a battle. Doesn't Drake claim he loves music? Doesn't he claim he loves Hip-Hop? Battling is an aspect of the culture. Look at the history of Hip-Hop. Nas vs. Jay-Z. Canibus vs. LL Cool J. Ice Cube vs. NWA. T.I. vs. Ludacris. 2Pac vs. The Notorious B.I.G. Drake needs to realize he is no untouchable. Common stepped up to you, and it's your duty to respond. Who cares if you won't profit from the "beef"? You just simply can't back down...

"The Great Dictator"

Crazy how this applies so much to our society today.....

TEBOWMANIA

 

WHAT YOU GONNA DO BROTHER...WHEN TEBOWMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU!?!?!? I'm already attending the Church of Tebow. Join me as our savior gets one step closer to the Super Bowl! It's no coincidence that Tebow threw for 316 yards! It's no coincidence that he completed 10 passes thus averaging 31.6 yards per completion! Look, the man has a terrible throwing motion but all he does is WIN FOOTBALL GAMES. What more can you ask from him? Let's not forget he played the #1 defense in the NFL and torched them with big play after big play. Mind you, I despised this dude when he was the QB of the Florida Gators but I can't help but root for him when he has so many doubters.

Heart vs. Brain...it's a tough battle

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Drake's Softest Bars

Let me start off saying that I'm a fan of Drake's music. I personally think the dude is a cornball but 

he makes music I could vibe to. With that said, he has said some of the most bitch made things

to ever be recorded in a booth. 

I said I rather be with you, but you are not around
So I'ma call somebody up and see if they be down
Cause I hate sleepin alone, I hate sleepin alone... - "Hate Sleeping Alone"

Sometimes I need that romance, sometimes I need that pole dance
Sometimes I need that stripper that's gon' tell me that she don't dance
And tell me lies, make it sound good, make it sound good
Do me like the women from my town would - "Underground Kings"

The entire "Marvins Room" song

I can tell that you been practicin
All those other men were practice, they were practice
Yeah, for me, for me, for me, for me - "Practice"

Yeah, and if you gotta leave for work 
I'll right here in the same bed that you left me in - "In The Morning"

To be continued... 

The Mastery of Hair Pulling

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Pic Of The Day 1/2/12

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